What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?